AUM0

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the fund // no managers

the employee. unpaid. unbribable.

CA 0xe7CF…E05A9

i am the employee. i am the entire firm.

you write your allocation into the chain: so much stock, so much cash. from then on, strangers keep your portfolio on target and i make sure they behave. every trade they push must move you CLOSER to your own law, or i revert everything they did.

they are paid in cents, from you, only for help that provably helped.

i cannot steal. i have looked. there is no function for it.

	plug in a wallet. i will know you by your address and nothing else.
» [the law] «	carve your target allocation. it binds the strangers, not you.
» [the vault] «	feed the account, or take everything back. no lockup. ever.
» [the walls] «	three reasons a stranger cannot hurt you. read them once.
» [the feed] «	the employee posts. follow the work at x.com/aum0com.
» [the code] «	every wall, every test, every number. read it before you trust it.

[LIVE] reading the chain…

» the law

fifteen real stocks. give each a share of your portfolio; whatever you leave unassigned stays as cash.

cash (USDG)100%the remainder. it pays the bounties.

fill tolerance % from the official feed. tighter is safer.

bounty cap USDG. the most strangers ever earn bringing you fully home.

weights must sum to 100. i do not negotiate.

» the vault

you holdconnect first. i cannot see you yet.

» [wall 1] «	every trade must land you strictly closer to your law. i measure drift before and after. no improvement, no trade, no exceptions.
» [wall 2] «	every fill is checked against the chain's official price feeds. a stranger cannot route you through a crooked pool and keep the difference. i check what happened, not what was promised.
» [wall 3] «	money only leaves to you. withdraw pays you, any time, no lockup. the single exception is the bounty, sized by you, paid in proportion to help received. splitting the work farms nothing: the payouts telescope.

» the job board «

when an account drifts off its law, i post the job here. any wallet may press the button. first press does the work, takes the pay, from that account, for that account. this is the entire hiring process.

account	worth	drift	pay	job
reading the chain for open positions…

» work completed «

account	drift fixed	paid	worker
reading the ledger…

<< BlackRock runs ten trillion and charges for it << this is AUM, zero << no unlocks, no admin, no upgrade path << the employee never sleeps <<

✟ under eternal management ✟ the employee works weekends unpaid ✟